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Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8102
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla Universe

    Vanilla Universe
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4027
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 Vanilla Universe | Semi-Vanilla & Semi-Anarchy | 16+ | Events | 1.21.4

    Version Minecraft 1.21.4
    Discord https://discord.gg/wWgSFZP7
    Server Address vanilla_universe_s2.gg
    IP 172.240.79.32:25565

    🏡 Why Choose Vanilla Universe?

    We bring the best of both worlds—a safe zone for builders and a semi-anarchy region for those who crave survival and competition. Whether you’re a casual player, trader, or warrior, there’s a place for you here!

    ⚡ Server Features

    Semi-Vanilla Gameplay Minimal plugins, true vanilla feel.
    Dynamic World Map Plan your adventures with an interactive map!
    Economy System Trade, barter, and build your empire.
    Exciting Events Tournaments, Hunger Games, and more!
    16+ Community Mature, friendly players—no toxicity.
    Low-Latency US Hosting Enjoy smooth gameplay.

    🔒 Safe Zone Rules (6000×6000 Area)

    🚫 No Killing – PvP is only allowed if both parties agree. 🚫 No Stealing – Respect other players’ items and builds. 🚫 No Griefing – Leave creations untouched. 🎯 Active Admins – Fair and fun community management.

    🔥 Ready for an adventure? Whether you’re here to build, survive, or dominate—Vanilla Universe welcomes you!

    Join us today!

    Druids Minecraft Servers
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  • Cyber Realm Craft 1.20.3

    Cyber Realm Craft 1.20.3
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9254
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Animals Bred: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, forget AI genders, come join our Minecraft server where the only gender is Steve and Alex!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that breakdance before exploding.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Forget about AI, come experience the true madness of our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and reality itself!

    Twitch Streamer Minecraft Server
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  • PartyPurgeCraft

    PartyPurgeCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7869
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Crops Grown: 2401
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and overreactions!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player accuses you of downplaying their chronic illness. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through friendships and apologies while dodging passive-aggressive texts from mutual friends. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

    And hey, if you’ve ever felt like your seizures weren’t getting the attention they deserve, this server is the perfect place for you. We understand the struggles of not being taken seriously by doctors and unsupportive friends. So come on in and let’s create some chaos together!

    Wolf Minecraft Server
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  • RedditPostMinecraftSMP

    RedditPostMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3507
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest ride of your life! We have diamond armor-wearing chickens running around, creepers that do the moonwalk before exploding, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot who leads us into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our cake! Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant rainbow and unicorns spawn everywhere. It’s like a magical acid trip, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and let’s build the most epic, ridiculous world together! #SirOinksalot4President #LlamaTopHatsForever

    Advanced Physics Minecraft Server
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  • BasementDweller500

    BasementDweller500
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1233
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5274 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no impressive achievements to show off? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the prestigious “Basement Dweller” Achievement waiting for you to claim! No one has been able to reach a 500-day streak of never seeing the light of day in Minecraft, but we believe in you! Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate basement dweller! Who needs sunlight anyway when you can be the envy of all your friends with this insane achievement? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft hermit!

    New Minecraft Update Minecraft Servers
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  • Remission Queen – Longest Survivor – CAR T-cell FUN

    Remission Queen – Longest Survivor – CAR T-cell FUN
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1204
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as resilient as this woman who survived cancer treatment 18 years ago. we have the longest known survivors in the game thanks to our magical CAR T-cell therapy. you’ll be battling creepers and zombies just like this woman battled neuroblastoma as a child. join us for a chance to be a true survivor in the world of minecraft. who needs chemo when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to outlast the toughest challenges in our server.

    Skyblock Minecraft Servers
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  • Artificial Creativity 1.21.1

    Artificial Creativity 1.21.1
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7682
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 350568
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6644 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a classic doujin edition, but for real! We got all the comfy UI you need, whether you’re an experienced player or a total beginner. And get this, we even have an Automatic1111 fork for all you Forge lovers out there. It’s like a whole new world, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor. You can create some sick art while you’re chilling in our server. And if you have any questions, we got you covered with tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. It’s like a virtual art paradise, dude.

    And don’t even get me started on the related boards. We’ve got everything from /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it… maybe.

    Showtime Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UninvitedDad420

    UninvitedDad420
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7427
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Crops Grown: 6416
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of helicopter parents literally helicoptering into your Minecraft world uninvited? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to barge in without knocking first!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of overbearing dads crashing the party. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unwanted intrusions.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No Helicopter Parents Allowed” badge to show off your rebellious spirit. So come on over and let’s have some Minecraft fun without any rude interruptions!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
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  • ChickenHackMCSMP

    ChickenHackMCSMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 134
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice rotisserie chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And get this, if you bring a 5 dollar rotisserie chicken to the server, we’ll teach you the secret hack to make it the next level! It involves chanting “cluck cluck chicken luck” while doing a chicken dance around a campfire made of obsidian blocks. Trust me, it works every time. Plus, we have a pet chicken named Clucky who wears a diamond helmet and leads us into battle against creepers. Don’t miss out on all the chicken shenanigans, join us now!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftManiacs

    MineCraftManiacs
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 215
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever spent so much time playing a video game that you started to question your own existence? Well, get ready to dive headfirst into a world where time is just a meaningless concept on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream, and making friends with talking cows who give you life advice (trust us, they’re surprisingly wise).

    Forget about reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Hazbin Demon Minecraft Server
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  • EuroWeakCraft

    EuroWeakCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2393
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchantments Applied: 163
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5466 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of zelensky and trump fighting each other with diamond swords. europe is weak but not on our server cuz we have the strongest players who can take on putin himself. come join us and show the world that minecraft is where the real battles happen. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    Wizard Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5726
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4794 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear and make you feel like a Minecraft god.

    And the community? Oh man, it’s like a party that never stops. You’ll meet players from all over the world who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are off the charts bonkers. From epic PvP battles to insane building competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Showtime Minecraft Server
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  • MilVacay Minecraft Server

    MilVacay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8759
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 540 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!

    Scary Minecraft Server
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  • MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

    MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6255
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

    Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Neet Minecraft Servers
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5914
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

    So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

    But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

    Dupe Minecraft Servers
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