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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8102 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
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