GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1649 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4517 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
