Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.
So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7104 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
