Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 New Chunks Explored: 822161
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 214
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 542715

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Crops Grown: 3087
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 99

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3433 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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