Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 755
Void Gems Collected: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SurviveWithUs

    SurviveWithUs

    Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

    The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)
    We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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    We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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    SERVER MAP

    PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

    As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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    Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Animals Bred: 143 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

    BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)
    FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Funcraft

    Funcraft

    Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mines Excavated: 2708
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 218 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Turtle SMP

    Turtle SMP

    Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CyberrMC Metwork

    CyberrMC Metwork
    CYBERMC:

    OPEN BETA

    PVP

    LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

    MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

    FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • McBluecross

    McBluecross

    McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Anarchia Mistaken

    Anarchia Mistaken

    Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 886552 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThenzoSMP s1 released

    ThenzoSMP s1 released
    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

    join today to find out every feature!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

    SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!
    SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

    You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

    No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

    Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ObsidianCraft Cloud

    ObsidianCraft Cloud

    -= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

    ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

    Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EXILE

    EXILE
    EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

    This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

    Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6607 Potions Brewed: 142

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MCRAFT-GSE

    MCRAFT-GSE
    Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

    The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

    On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

    All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 466

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AquaLand

    AquaLand

    This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

    This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 4522 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

    Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

    LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

    The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

    For information on how to join, see this page.

    Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

    Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

    If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

    Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

    Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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