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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4023 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3436 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!