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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1375 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 396 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!