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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!
Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!
So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!
