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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Emeralds Found: 9231 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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