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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9595 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3168 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!