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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1710 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!