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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!