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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4747 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!