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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6401 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4208 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 131 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!