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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4003 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 7871 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!