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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7937 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2243 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!