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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4943 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!