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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1004 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8542 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!