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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 104 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!