GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.