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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 647 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!
