GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	3994
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	2914	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	278	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	191	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	5684	Enchantments Applied:	221

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3452
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.