GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	865

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Potions Brewed:	125
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.