GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	255
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7643	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

16+, bedrock, collide, content creators, Discord, fantasy world, floating sky kingdoms, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, immersive survival gameplay, Kingdoms, Labyrinth game mode, Modded, Mods, Monsters, mystical creatures, NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL, NotSoGreatlands, ongoing community, pandemic community, role-playing experience., Roleplay, server port, shape shifting, The Greatlands Server, whitelist server

The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

Role-playing experience
Immersive survival gameplay
Labyrinth game mode

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

3d, Action-Adventure, Adventure, classic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, iconic, influential, legend of zelda, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, role-playing game, Server, Time, Timeless, Underrated, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	3687	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GodmotherGoneWild

aita, baby shower, Babysitting, child care, diaper changing, family dynamics, Family Support, Feeding, godfather, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, godparents, overnight care, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, resigning as godmother, sibling rivalry, slap in the face, third trimester, ungrateful

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HateWatchMinecraftSMP

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, different, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchMinecraftSMP, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Obsession, opinion, Passion, Underrated, Unique, unpopular

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyGoodVibes

Altruism, authentic, benevolent, Caring, compassion, Considerate, CraftyGoodVibes, decent, Empathy, ETHICAL, genuine, good person, Honesty, honorable, Integrity, Kindness, moral, Positive, Selflessness, trustworthy, Virtuous

If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1304	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

Benjamin, Beth Hakkerem, Blessed, danger, Destruction, Disaster, Escape, exiles, famine, God bless Israel, Home Front, Israel, Israeli anons, Israeli army, Jeremiah 6:9, jerusalem, Judah, Leave, Minecraft, missile attacks, Nuclear Threat, Plague, Rebbe of Mashlag, REST, Server, sword, Tekoa, War, Warning, weapons of mass destruction, Wilderness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!