MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	46627
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5009

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1947	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

GFsteals4funCraft

Updated October 18, 2024

MisogynistMasherCraft

Updated October 18, 2024

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Updated October 18, 2024

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

Updated October 18, 2024

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Updated October 18, 2024

TXCNetwork

Updated October 18, 2024

Astro MC Network

Updated October 18, 2024

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server Features

FAQ

Updated October 18, 2024

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Updated October 18, 2024

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

Updated October 18, 2024

MOH DramaCraft

Updated October 18, 2024

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Updated October 18, 2024

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 18, 2024

KyivNightRecruiters

Updated October 18, 2024

Real Life NPC Server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1