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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1271 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!