Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Falling into the Void: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 255
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 5540
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 65 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2697 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7765 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 New Chunks Explored: 998112

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4905 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Enchantments Applied: 266
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 New Chunks Explored: 112234
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5804

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Towns Built: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 New Chunks Explored: 304998
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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