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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4564 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!