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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5864 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Emeralds Found: | 1912 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.
With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!