Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Alien Abductions: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

    This is a regular survival server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 142 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ores Mined: 1669
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Craft

    Vanilla Craft

    Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

    If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UWARS

    UWARS

    -=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AssassinCraft

    AssassinCraft

    -24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craft Life – Survival

    Craft Life – Survival

    Survival Server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • xxooss

    xxooss

    Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyArmy

    SkyArmy

    We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom of Naelov

    Kingdom of Naelov

    ===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCIsland

    MCIsland

    Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 295

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Freeside MC

    Freeside MC

    FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

    Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

    Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 339
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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