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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7038 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?