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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7515 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Just like the OP’s son Jasper, you can invite your vegan, alkaline-diet-following girlfriend to our server and we’ll make sure she has plenty of virtual veggies to eat. And if you’re feeling extra frugal, you can even trade virtual cheese with other players for some rare virtual items.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other, where dietary restrictions are no match for our creativity and resourcefulness!