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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5509
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magic Items Found:	6072	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7207	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Animals Bred:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	9848	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	69
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	1229
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3935	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	892	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	137
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3584	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	166	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchantments Applied:	179
Ores Mined:	1323	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Votes:	6492

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8275
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop