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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 713 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2798 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1722 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 258539 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!