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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 514 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
New Chunks Explored: | 498718 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama wearing a top hat, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited cake.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: get used to it.