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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7502 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8919 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 62 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama wearing a top hat, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited cake.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: get used to it.