so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Dimension Hops: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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