so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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