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Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6652	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	4281	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Votes:	6661
Potions Brewed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7022	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	906	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Emeralds Found:	1084	New Chunks Explored:	906690
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	154
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crops Grown:	7552	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	3360	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1