so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Farms Harvested: 999 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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