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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1853 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4326 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7352 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
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