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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2392 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4157 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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