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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 879 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
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