Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1082
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	186	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	718
Dragon Eggs Found:	4710	Potions Brewed:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	830442	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	437	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	140
New Chunks Explored:	540239	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9572
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Farms Harvested:	450
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Star Shards Collected:	64
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1