Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a genie pops up out of nowhere. And get this, he’s not just any genie, he’s a sassy genie who loves to stir up trouble.

He presents you with a choice: become a 10/10 attractive human or receive 2 million dollars. But here’s the catch – if you choose to become a 10/10 attractive human, you’ll be cursed with the inability to mine diamonds ever again. But if you choose the 2 million dollars, you’ll be granted the power to fly in the game.

So what do you choose? Do you want to be a hot mess with no diamonds or a flying millionaire? Join our Minecraft SMP and make your decision today! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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