Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a genie pops up out of nowhere. And get this, he’s not just any genie, he’s a sassy genie who loves to stir up trouble.

He presents you with a choice: become a 10/10 attractive human or receive 2 million dollars. But here’s the catch – if you choose to become a 10/10 attractive human, you’ll be cursed with the inability to mine diamonds ever again. But if you choose the 2 million dollars, you’ll be granted the power to fly in the game.

So what do you choose? Do you want to be a hot mess with no diamonds or a flying millionaire? Join our Minecraft SMP and make your decision today! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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