Genetically Confused Minecraft Server: Where Reproduction is a Gamble!

Reproduction, self improvement, toxic masculinity, undesirable, mental health

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool kids out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

GoodYearGamer – Minecraft SMP

positive mindset, Achievements, smp, good year, success

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride on flying pigs to battle the evil villagers. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it.

Plus, we have the best parties every Saturday night where we all dress up as creepers and do the chicken dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn around the server while shooting rainbows out of your butt. It’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft, I swear.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. And remember, always bring a diamond sword and a bucket of lava, you never know when you’ll need them. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMP #CrazyFun #LlamaLeader

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GingerCraft: Stunning or Nah?

Stunning, ginger goddess, ginger women, ginger community, redheads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of fabulous gingers who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiery adventures and ginger magic. Plus, rumor has it that our ginger admins have the power to summon flaming chickens to do their bidding. So if you’re ready to add some sizzle to your Minecraft life, come join us and see for yourself why gingers are truly stunning!

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CraftyPutin’sInauguration

Unrest, Eurasia, Politics, president, international relations

so like, our server is like the new pro-Russia president of Georgia, but without all the protests, ya know? come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire in a virtual world! we promise no political drama, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Covid Clot Craze: Brain Drain Fun

CRAZE, immune response, Drain, clotting, inflammation

come join our epic minecraft server where the covid spike protein is actually a boss mob that gives you special powers when you defeat it! fight against the evil blood protein fibrin and stop the unusual clotting in the land of blocks! but be careful, because the spike protein can also activate a destructive immune response in your brain, making you forget how to craft a pickaxe!

we are currently in phase 1 of clinical trials for our immunotherapy potions that will help you fight off these crazy effects and restore your cognitive function. so grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most insane way possible!

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Canopy

hats, Plugins, Feedback, Vanilla, Uhc
Join us on The Canopy for our 5th Season!

About:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map on July 13th, and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!

We like the atmosphere to be a laid-back, low stress, fun environment. If you enjoying hanging out, joking around and having fun playing Minecraft, this server is perfect for you! Our server is vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation, and we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.

★ We typically have 50 people online at any given time and host fun events each week!

Server Settings: Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

What We Offer:
★ Wanna join us? Checkout us on the server or in Discord

Information:

IP canopymc.net

Discord https://canopymc.net/discord

Dynmap https://canopymc.net/map
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