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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 367 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9324 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!