Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	175
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4701
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2213
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	746	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3462

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Votes:	2129
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5390	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ores Mined:	4283	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	62	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	529023
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	6067
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?