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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9938 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?
Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.
So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.