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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3536 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?
Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.
So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.